"That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy."

"One does not simply drive home from McDonalds without eating any fries.

"My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to be fat."

"Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing."

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off and you wonder why bad things happen to good people."